... then I heard a loud explosion from the other side of the house...

Actually it was a IM from my wife as I tried to get caught up on some work issues. It read, "help please."

I figure a true emergency she would have yelled, but I did a quick save and went in. She was holding Peter in burp position and said he had spit up on her and filled his diaper at the same time. The spit had gone down her back and she didn't want to smear it while trying to move while holding the baby.

I carried Peter into his room to start to change him and realized my hand was damp. I realized that he was oozing from the leg of the diaper. as I set him on the changing table I realize my other hand is wet too. Yep, out the top of the diaper too. As I try to get him out of the messy clothes without making things worse, I called Tera to come help, because Peter needs a bath. She holds him as I get the bath stuff ready. she takes his diaper off and heads for the tub and he lets loose with another BM. Got her arm and the floor. I gave her the towel and he pooped on that. And the next towel. But then we had a nice bath and are as sweet as a baby boy can be.

/for what it's worth, the bird just pooped on me.